I'm only saying these things so I can protect myself from your inevitable disregard for me

And in that moment, if it ever comes, I'll have a petrifying decision to make on what to do with what's left of my hemorrhaged heart.

She’s incredibly low-maintenance and simplistic. Sure, she likes “things” but they aren’t all that important to her in the grand scheme. This is a beautiful trait that I hope you realize and admire.