“I was swimming through the waves For what must have been days But could find no relief, When I started sinking down I thought for certain I would drown Until I saw you in the ocean underneath All the bright colored fish Tell of a treasure in a dull shell, “Such subtlety, so easily missed!” You, my hidden pearl of pure and perfect love And I’m the living example of 100 percent the opposite of this, If I ask the same questions (now o know i ask the same question) Well maybe I repeat myself from time to time, But it’s because everyone who answers me is a liar.” –…

Exactly what the great white eats in an emergency is a mystery ichthyologists solved by the late twentieth century after decades of investigation: whatever it wishes